FAIR WARNING: If you are in any way my parent, parent-in-law... okay so if you're someone who is related to me and more than roughly... let's say 15 years older than me, you should not read further. Shit's about to get weird. What's about to go down - you don't want to read, I can all but guarantee it. Uh, yeah. Just... just stop. Go elsewhere. Read other stuff. Read a book. Read Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. You'll probably like it better than this. this is going to be inappropriate and unladylike and wrong and bad. And if you have a high opinion of me in any way this is just going to smash it all to pieces so seriously - I'm not playing with you; turn away. This is the opposite of the 'send the kiddies out the room, stuff's about to get real' warning. This is 'adults who know me personally, click a different link my warped is about to show' warning. Though in fairness you should probably send the kiddies away too.
Okay? Are we all agreed? If you're reading this far you've decided that you can deal with the fact that I'm REALLY, REALLY weird and messed up and if you can't deal with that it's your own fault and, dude, I warned you? So seriously, if you read further and get weirded out please don't mention this to me in person because, I'm not kidding, I will forget how to speak. Because I am also super socially awkward. But I'm not kidding. This is completely whacked out. If you are one of my parents or one of my parents-in-law or something like that please, please do not read this. Or if you do please don't talk to me about it. Ever. Just look at these pretty cool pictures I took of some glasses a while ago and, by no means, hit the jump. ever.
See! Cool glasses right?
Pretty, pretty glasses
This is what you should assume this this whole post is about. Nothing weird happening here at all.
